The story so far ...
Three weeks from now, things have gone horribly wrong in the town of Hungerton, USA. Once a thriving, peaceful community, Hungerton has been overrun by a series of overlapping (and quite inconvenient) apocalypses.
Everything from fast food to household appliances has gained malevolent sentience, the dead have risen, the specter of nuclear Armageddon looms and - perhaps worst of all - it's become nearly IMPOSSIBLE to find what you're looking for during a trip to the Mall.
Amid the chaos, a lone figure stands... um... alone. His name is Hubert Beasley - local high school history teacher and part-time amateur human cloning enthusiast!